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Note:  To the best of my knowledge the humour used in this web page is in the public domain.




A HUGE Thanks To:

The Many Unknown Authors

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DailyComix
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For The Humour Found On This Page




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MEN!!

Comments Questions and Answers ...







Rules Men Know and Wish Women Did Too...






Quotes from Bart Simpson Show


As Moe would say to the bar patrons....





TRUE INTERVIEW HORROR STORIES

By Ryan Townley of Management Recruiters



Interviewee......

....stretched out on the floor to fill out the job application.

....she wore a Walkman and said she could listen to me and the music at the same time.

....a balding candidate abruptly excused himself, and returned to the office a few minutes later wearing a hairpiece.

....asked to see interviewer's resume to see if the personnel executive was qualified to judge the candidate.

....announced she hadn't had lunch and proceeded to eat a hamburger and French fires in the interviewer's office -- wiping the ketchup on her sleeve.

....stated that if he were hired, he would demonstrate his loyalty by having the corporate logo tattooed on his forearm.

....interrupted to phone his therapist for advice on answering specific interview questions.

....when I asked him about his hobbies, he stood up and started tap dancing around my office.

....at the end of the interview, while I stood there dumbstruck, he went through my purse, took out a brush, brushed his hair, and left.





Signs You've been in Corporate Sector too long...


  1. You ask the waiter what the restaurant's core principles are.

  2. You decide to reorganize your family into a "team-based organization".

  3. You refer to dating as test marketing.

  4. You can spell "paradigm".

  5. You actually know what a paradigm is.

  6. You celebrate your wedding anniversary by conducting a performance review.

  7. You give feedback to your dog.




One Liners...


  • I don't eat snails... I prefer FAST food!

  • Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.

  • It's what you learn after you know it all that counts.

  • Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't.

  • People may doubt what you say, but they will believe what you do.

  • By the time we realize our parents were right, we have children who think we're wrong.

  • I have claustrophobia combined with fear of success, so I completely fell apart when I did a really good job painting the inside of my closet.
    - Bob Thaves (Frank & Ernest)




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