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JUST FOR A LAUGH

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HUMOUR TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY.



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Note:  To the best of my knowledge the humour used in this web page is in the public domain.




A HUGE Thanks To:

The Many Unknown Authors

and

DailyComix
http://www.dailycomix.com/

and
Netdummy Humor
http://www.netdummy.com/

For The Humour Found On This Page




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Some New Error Messages Planned for
Microsoft Windows 2000 !!!



1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

3) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

4) Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

5) Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.

6) Close your eyes and press escape three times.

7) Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

8) This will end your Windows session. Play again?

9) Windows: 'Mistake! Shall I format your brain?'

10) God: "Rebooting the universe, please log out"

11) Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

12) BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.

13) COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup and press any key.

14) CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... 
        Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)

15) File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

16) Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)

17) Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.

18) Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

19) WinErr 547: LPT1 not found... 
        Use backup... PENCIL & PAPER.

20) User Error: Replace user.

21) Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "OS/2 found: Remove it? (Y/Y)"

22) Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic




Things to Do When You Are Bored ...





Fun Things to Do in an Elevator ...


  1. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.


  2. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.


  3. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.


  4. Do Tai Chi exercises.


  5. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"


  6. Give religious tracts to each passenger.


  7. Meow occasionally.


  8. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.


  9. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.


  10. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.


Company Motivational Posters for the Cynical...






Things I've Learned - by Dave Barry





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